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Who wants to play Donkey Jaw karaoke? You do?!! (New Donkey Jaw Video)

SEPTEMBER 28, 2016 by KKC

You may have noticed we put out a new video this week for Donkey Jaw. You know the one, ‘nothin off of that’, yeah that one. You’ve probably screamed it at us at a gig, which is grand (you could be shouting way worse). You’ve probably seen the video too, but do you know the lyrics…?

Hit play and sing along below whether you’re at home on your own, taking your morning shower or just having a lackluster wank at passers by. There’s nothing stopping ya! Singing along we mean, we’re not condoning lackluster wanks at passers by, or lackluster wanks in general, or lackluster-ness, just wanks, we’re condoning wanks and singing along to us. Not at the same time obviously or, at least, not at a gig. That would be weird for everyone.

This is a King Kong Company public service broadcast
File this under the hedonists choice
It’s likely that one or two of you who’ll listen to this enjoy the liberal administration of a social lubricant in it’s many wonderful forms
I can tell by the head on ya

A drop o’ buckfast, a bump a’ Marvyn K, a cup o’ psilocybin scald,
an opium suppository or whatever you’re havin’ yourself.

And we’re right there with ya, rubbin’ in the commotion lotion and chasing blue ghosts
Fuck it, d’ya know what I mean? We have a rich tradition of shamanic celtic buzzers to uphold.
This is an ancestral obligation.

But nobody wants to end up with their head stuck in a k-hole
Down a forest path, with their trousers around their ankles, at 4 in the mornin’,
having a lackluster wank at passers by.
Nobody needs to go down that path.

This drop serves as a warnin’
this a cautionary tale,
This our tilt at The Safety Dance
so everybody look at your hands…”

You’ve  heard these five words before
you may have even said them yourself
But watch your step these next five words indicate the early onslaught of chemical retardation

I’m gettin nothin off that
I’m gettin nothin off that
I’m gettin nothin off that
I’m gettin nothin off that
Hang on

Well, are you gettin anything off of that?
(laugh)

4 Comments

  • Reply

    Rach

    September 28, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    Fucking amateurs needing Lyrics!!

    • Reply

      KKC

      September 28, 2016 at 8:06 pm

      Tell us about it! We’re prefer to be professionals needing lyrics 😉

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    Andy shandy

    September 28, 2016 at 8:19 pm

    What about phil collins tho ?
    Its just not fucking fair

    • Reply

      KKC

      September 28, 2016 at 8:31 pm

      Who hasn’t had a lackluster wank over Phil Collins? #sususudio

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